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OH BOY 3 AM

OH BOY 3 AM

stripedsweater:

I’m a realistic fish head….

stripedsweater:

I’m a realistic fish head….

“It’s hard to blame Lady Macbeth, though. When I get invited to an event, my attention and interest for the event reaches its highest level when ‘free food’ is mentioned. I once rode on a bus from my house in Santa Clara all the way to the eastside of San Jose because of some social gathering that offered free food. If I remembered what the event was for, I would be happy to write about it, but I really only went for the food, and allow me to be the one to tell you the food was delicious. Incentives are powerful influential tools. The incentive that made me sit on a bus for one hour was free food; the incentive that gave Lady Macbeth the idea to kill Duncan was that she would be queen when Macbeth becomes king.”

Pretty proud that I wrote this into my essay, I’m not gonna lie.

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Yes. Yes.

The annoying rebels: yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah 4.20 i’m so high #yolo #swaggy come smoke with me i got club shit yo fuck i’m hella lifted

The even more annoying rebels against the rebels: REGLOB IF YOU’RE NOT GETTING HIGH ON 4/20

The fucking anal-ists: omq guys 4/20 is just any other day you can smoke whenever you want #gtfo #noyolo #yoyo

I need more local musically inclined friends. It gets boring strumming my guitar in my room by myself with lack of inspiration and motivation. 

And shit, gas is hella expensive nowadays.

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Wong Fu, you’ve done it again.

#nude #porn (Taken with instagram)

#nude #porn (Taken with instagram)

I never understood the “cuteness” aspect of vandalizing someone’s car just to ask them to a winterball/formal or a prom or a sadie’s or even asking them to be his/her girl/boyfriend.

WHYYYYYYYYYY do you people do it?

If someone was to lay a drop of paint or one post-it note on my car without thoroughly thinking about the fact that I’d have to drive around everywhere with that all over my windshields and having to clean up all that mess at the end of it, your ass has another thing coming.